Horrible Histories Kings And Queens Song Lyrics

Song: The Monarchs’ Song (The English Kings and Queens)
Singer: Horrible Histories
Label: Horrible Histories
Release date: Oct 8, 2019

Horrible Histories Kings And Queens Song Lyrics

I’m William the Conqueror, my enemies stood no chance
They call me the first English king, although I come from France
1066, the Domesday book, I gave to history
So fat on death my body burst, but enough about me
To help remember all your kings, I’ve come up with this song
A simple rhyme and ditty, for you all to sing along, oh…
William!
Bit short, innit? We need more kings! Who came next?

Translation: Main William the Conqueror hoon, mere dushmanon ke paas koi mauka nahi tha
Ve mujhe pehla English king kehte hain, halanki main France se aaya hoon
1066, Domesday book, maine itihaas ko diya
Maut ke waqt itna mota tha ki mera jism phat gaya, lekin mere baare mein kaafi hai
Tumhe apne sabhi raaja yaad rakhne mein madad karne ke liye, main yeh gaana laya hoon
Ek aasaan rhyme aur geet, tum sab saath gaane ke liye, oh…
William!
Thoda chhota hai, na? Humein aur raaja chahiye! Agla kaun aaya?

William second, cheeks were red
Killed out ‘unting, so it’s said
I took over, Henry one
That’s my next eldest son
Then came Stephen, it’s true, check it!
I, Henry two, killed Thomas Beckett
Richard Lionheart? That’s right!
Always spoiling for a fight
Oh King John, what a disaster
Rule restrained by Magna Carta

Translation: William second, gaal laal the
Shikaar karte hue mara gaya, aisa kaha jaata hai
Maine sambhaal liya, Henry one
Woh mera doosra sabse bada beta hai
Phir aaya Stephen, yeh sach hai, check karo!
Main, Henry two, Thomas Beckett ko maara
Richard Lionheart? Yeh sahi hai!
Hamesha ladne ke liye taiyaar
Oh King John, kitna aafat tha
Uska raaj Magna Carta se bandha tha

William, William, Henry, Stephen
Henry, Richard, John, oi!

Translation: William, William, Henry, Stephen
Henry, Richard, John, oi!

Time for my mate, King Henry eight, to take up this song

Translation: Mere dost King Henry eight ka waqt aa gaya, yeh gaana aage badhaane ke liye

Henry three built the abbey
Ed one hated Scots
A red hot poker killed Ed two, that must have hurt him lots
Edward third was a chivalry nerd, began the hundred years war
Then Richard two was king aged ten
Then Henry, yes, one more
King Henry four, plots galore
Not least from Henry five
Moi? I killed ten score at Agincourt

Translation: Henry three ne abbey banaya
Ed one ko Scots se nafrat thi
Ek garam sulagta hua poker Ed two ko maara, usse bahut dard hua hoga
Edward third shisthta ka pakka tha, usne सौ साल ka yuddh shuru kiya
Phir Richard do saal ka raja bana
Phir Henry, haan, ek aur
King Henry four, saazishein bahut
Khaas taur par Henry five se
Main? Maine Agincourt mein do सौ maare

Then Henry six arrived (Waaa!)
Edward four, Edward five
Richard the third, he’s bad
‘Cause he fought wars with Henry seventh
First Tudor and my dad
So Henry eight, I was great
Six wives, two were beheaded
Edward the sixth came next, but he died young and so my dreaded
Daughter Mary ruled, so scary
Then along came…
Me!

Translation: Phir Henry six aaya (Waaa!)
Edward four, Edward five
Richard the third, woh bura hai
Kyunki usne Henry seventh ke saath yuddh kiye
Pehla Tudor aur mere dad
Toh Henry eight, main mahan tha
Chhah biwiyaan, do ka sir kalaam kar diya gaya
Edward sixth agla aaya, lekin woh jawan mar gaya aur isliye meri
Beti Mary ne raaj kiya, kitna darawna
Phir aaya…
Main!

I’m Liz the first, I had no kids
So Tudors RIP

Translation: Main Liz the first hoon, mere koi bachche nahi the
Toh Tudors RIP

Translation: William, William, Henry, Stephen
Henry, Richard, John, oi!
Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Rich two
Then three more Henrys join our song
Edward, Edward, Rich the third
Henry, Henry, Ed again
Mary one, good Queen Bess

Translation: William, William, Henry, Stephen
Henry, Richard, John, oi!
Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Rich two
Phir teen aur Henry hamare geet mein shaamil hote hain
Edward, Edward, Rich the third
Henry, Henry, Ed phir se
Mary one, good Queen Bess

That’s me, time for more men

Translation: Woh main hoon, aur aadmiyon ke liye waqt aa gaya

James six of Scotland next
As English James the first he led
Then Stuarts ruled, so Charles the first
The one who lost his head
No monarchy until came me
Charles two, I liked to party
King Jimmy two was scary, woo!
Then Mary was a smarty
She ruled with Bill, their shoes were filled
By sourpuss Queen Anne Gloria
And so from then, you were ruled by men
‘Til along came me – Victoria!

Translation: Scotland ka James six agla aaya
English James the first ke roop mein usne raaj kiya
Phir Stuarts ne raaj kiya, toh Charles the first
Jisne apna sir kho diya
Koi monarchy nahi thi jab tak main nahi aaya
Charles two, mujhe party karna pasand tha
King Jimmy two darawna tha, woo!
Phir Mary smart thi
Usne Bill ke saath raaj kiya, unki jagah
Chidchid Queen Anne Gloria ne bhari
Aur toh phir, tumhe aadmiyon ne raaj kiya
Jab tak main nahi aayi – Victoria!

William, William, Henry, Stephen
Henry, Richard, John, oi!
Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Rich two
Then three more Henrys join our song
Edward, Edward, Rich the third
Henry, Henry, Ed again
Mary one, good Queen Bess
Jimmy, Charles and Charles and then
Jim, Will, Mary, Anna Gloria

Translation: William, William, Henry, Stephen
Henry, Richard, John, oi!
Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Rich two
Phir teen aur Henry hamare geet mein shaamil hote hain
Edward, Edward, Rich the third
Henry, Henry, Ed phir se
Mary one, good Queen Bess
Jimmy, Charles aur Charles aur phir
Jim, Will, Mary, Anna Gloria

Still to come, it’s Queen Victoria

Translation: Abhi baaki hai, Queen Victoria

And so began the Hanover gang
George one and George two
Grim!
Then George the third was quite absurd
‘Til I replaced old him
King George the fourth and known henceforth

Translation: Aur yahan se Hanover giroh shuru hua
George one aur George two
Grim!
Phir George the third kaafi ajeeb tha
Jab tak mainne usse replace nahi kiya
King George the fourth aur ab se jaana jaata hai

As angry, fat and cross
Hang on!
It’s true you beat Napoleon
But were mostly a dead loss
Bang on!
Old William four was a sailor
Ahoy!
It’s nearly the end of the story-a
As onto the scene comes the best loved queen
Hail to Queen Victoria!

Translation: Gussa bhara, mota aur chirchira
Ruko!
Yeh sach hai tumne Napoleon ko haraya
Lekin mostly ek dead loss the
Bilkul sahi!
Budha William four ek sailor tha
Ahoy!
Kahani ka ant abhi paas hai
Jaise hi manch par sabse pyaari queen aati hai
Jai ho Queen Victoria!

William, William, Henry, Stephen
Henry, Richard, John, oi!
Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Rich two
Then three more Henrys join our song
Edward, Edward, Rich the third
Henry, Henry, Ed again
Mary one, good Queen Bess
Jimmy, Charles and Charles and then
Jim, Will, Mary, Anna Gloria
George, George, George, George
Will, Victoria
Victoria, Victoria, Victoria

Translation: William, William, Henry, Stephen
Henry, Richard, John, oi!
Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Rich two
Phir teen aur Henry hamare geet mein shaamil hote hain
Edward, Edward, Rich the third
Henry, Henry, Ed phir se
Mary one, good Queen Bess
Jimmy, Charles aur Charles aur phir
Jim, Will, Mary, Anna Gloria
George, George, George, George
Will, Victoria
Victoria, Victoria, Victoria

I ruled for sixty four years, you know

Translation: Maine chaunsath saal raaj kiya, tum jaante ho

Ed seven, George five
Then Ed, George sixth
Liz two then reigned and how
And so our famous monarch song
Is brought right up to now

Translation: Ed seven, George five
Phir Ed, George sixth
Liz two ne phir raaj kiya aur kaise
Aur is tarah hamara prasiddh raaja ka geet
Abhi tak aa gaya hai

Oh…
William, William, Henry, Stephen
Henry, Richard, John, oi!
Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Rich two
Then three more Henrys join our song
Edward, Edward, Rich the third
Henry, Henry, Ed again
Mary one, good Queen Bess
Jimmy, Charles and Charles and then
Jim, Will, Mary, Anna Gloria
George, George, George, George
Will, Victoria
Edward, George, Edward, George six
And Queen Liz two completes the mix

Translation: Oh…
William, William, Henry, Stephen
Henry, Richard, John, oi!
Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Rich two
Phir teen aur Henry hamare geet mein shaamil hote hain
Edward, Edward, Rich the third
Henry, Henry, Ed phir se
Mary one, good Queen Bess
Jimmy, Charles aur Charles aur phir
Jim, Will, Mary, Anna Gloria
George, George, George, George
Will, Victoria
Edward, George, Edward, George six
Aur Queen Liz two is mix ko pura karti hain

That’s all the English kings and queens
Since William first that there have been

Translation: Yeh saare English kings aur queens hain
William first ke baad se jo aaye hain